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The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia 2nd Edition

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Super high-quality print! Beautiful black and white on heavy-duty 80# matte paper, sewn binding, with a gorgeous full-color case-wrap cover.

Meatlandia is ruled by the Meat Lord and his juicy meat magic. It seethes with intrigue as the stalwart Rust Lord and his warriors, the hidden assassins of Death’s Hand, and the all too friendly cultists of Our Lady of Sorrows all vie for control. None of them are prepared for the great worms that swim up from the bowels of the earth.

Written for Old School Essentials, but compatible with all OSR systems, the world of Meatlandia is bloody and horrific and just a little silly. This is a modern OSR take on strange-fantasy-pulp world-building. Featuring a new city, 5 new classes, 42 new Carnomancy spells, new monsters, nutritional supplements, magical meat items, hidden catacombs, lots of maps, and five game seeds to get you started playing right away. The shenanigans in this book are unbalanced, ridiculous, overpowered, and specially formulated to give you a night of the most enjoyable tabletop experience possible.

Since The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia was first published in 2016, it has garnered glowing reviews from those who enjoy weird and imaginative elements in their RPGs. But don’t just take our word for it:

The sheer creativity, imagination, goofiness, grossness, usefulness, and fun of this book, coupled with its strong and consistent theme of order putrefying into chaos while reality takes a lunch break, make this a must-buy for all you OSR freaks and geeks out there.” – Justin Stewart, Dragons Gonna Drag

“[T]he amount of great, gross, icky material on hand is just f*cking commendable. – Greg Gorgonmilk

“[O]verall this is a fun book for a weird place that will fit into any gonzo campaign and would work nicely to give your players a curveball in a more straightforward campaign.”  – Jarrett Crader

[T]he most full-on weird RPG thing I’ve ever read. Plenty of RPG books promise weirdness but, IME, few deliver. This book both brings it and cranks It up to 11. – James Hargrove 

The theme of Meatlandia, the inevitable breakdown of bodies into components to be consumed, in some cases literally, is a theme that resounds, particularly nowadays. The writing and ideas herein are absolutely phenomenal.” – Endzeitgeist

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The Meatlandia you Know and Love…

Only Better!

Great worms from the bowels of the earth bore their ways to the surface, bringing with them the disruptive power of Chaos!

The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia brings you a ton of role-playing goodies, including:

  • 7 Brand New Classes: The fourth wall breaking Chaos DJ, the reality-altering Nexus Bard, the charming Raconteur, the body-altering Meat Mage, the spider-headed Kaldane, the honorable Rust Knight, and the mysterious Death’s Hand Assassin!
  • Meat Magic: A whole new set of 75 spells for Meatlandia’s Meat Mages!
  • The City of Meatlandia: A great metropolis, torn by Chaos and rife with danger. Includes:
    • Diseases!
    • Rumors!
    • Encounters!
    • Refugees!
  • Chaos Storms: Massive storms where just about anything can (and does) happen—presented with a huge d100 table!
  • Monsters: Stats for 11 new baddies—including Meatimals, Meat Monsters, and Meat Men!
  • Completely Rewritten for a new OSR system: Old School Essentials!

 

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Weight 15 oz
Dimensions 9 × 6 × .5 in
Product Type

Hardback, PDF, Bundle (PDF +Print)

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